then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
do herpes really smell.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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