After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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