i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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