Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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