Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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