Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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