Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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