Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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