I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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