She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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