In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I want to stick my p in your. b.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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