why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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