are you still at the devil's house?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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