I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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