Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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