i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
