is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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