I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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