we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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