There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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