That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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