I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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