We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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