that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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