And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
