i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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