I think I just saw someone hide a body.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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