I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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