big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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