Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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