I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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