You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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