i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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