Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
they're like a gay fantastic four
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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