I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The maid of honor just puked.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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