Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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