my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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