have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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