Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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