I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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