No stitches, just platelets and will power
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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