if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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