forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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