I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
God I need to hump something, right now.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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