sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize