The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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