My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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