He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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