69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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