First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
vagina is talking i cant
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he laminated a picture of his dick.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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