You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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