I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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