Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
