we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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