I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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