"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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