ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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