I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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